Thursday, July 29, 2010

rolled by god and moistened by Claudia Schiffer's ...

*Note...We are all adults here so please don't give me any puritan thoughts you might have.The title of the this post is an expression the late Bill Hicks used to say to express how he thought about cigarettes when he quit after he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer back in 1993. Bill Hick is my favorite stand-up comedian. He died February 1994 aged 32.I just got back from a night's out drinking, the first heavy drinking night after i quit more than a month ago. I was at the rock bar i used to hang out for the past many years. Usually during the last weeks I am almost fine with not smoking. I have the cravings some times but nothing i can't control. Today it was not fine. After the first Jack Daniels the cigarettes around me felt and smelled divine. I knew very well that,quit smoking now, that was a trigger and nothing more,smoking cessation, but it it still felt that way. Some of my friends were smoking there and honestly Bill Hick's words could not have been more real "rolled by god and moistened by Claudia Schiffer's p*ssy".After about 5 minutes contemplating about smoking I thought "f@ck that..Bill Hicks died of cancer, NOT ONE PUFF".After about 3 Jack Daniels I was fine ... Bottom line.... it is not worth it.....the cravings will go away....NOT ONE PUFF...we will be fine.....

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